after i fainted
nurse: how many fingers?
me: 3 with some lube

lauren-draws-things:

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

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i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

yogoto623:

桃リコ

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

Being happy is a very personal thing—and it really has nothing to do with anyone else .
Abraham Hicks, Getting Into the Vortex  (via sarcasticrustic)

kohwala:

follow my tumblr not your dreams

8oo:

i get so offended when people dont like my favorite characters

i get even more offended when people think they love them more than me

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

noizybunnyboy:

HQLOG夏橋 
Please do not remove source
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it but I can offer you one hour in the ballpit.

gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

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deadtrohman:

ok but consider this: nonbinary representation

zanpakuto-alchemist:

snorlaxatives:

if you’re one of those people who can bite ice cream without being phased then there’s a 99% chance you’re the spawn of satan

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maruti-bitamin:

Gonna make a list of own characters for personal reference!

1. Planet

watercolour + white gouache









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